So here is a random funny joke.

Three dumb blonde dudes were standong one one side of a river and couldn't get across.  So the first one prayed to god to make him smart enough to get across.  So god turned him into a brown-haired guy and he swam across.  The second one prayed to make him smarter than the first and get across.  So god turned him into a darker haired man than the first and he buit a boat and rowed across.  The last one prayed to be the smartest of the three.  So god turned him into a woman and she walked across the bridge.

lawlz to all.