woostering

So whenever you are in need of a good laugh (or when you're not but just want one), the most hilarious people I have ever seen are MooNiE and BrooN. The show is in two parts; the first where they each do a seperate act, and the second where they goof off together, and end with the bed of nails. Saw them last night- and man, they were good.

"Lost pet: tortoise. Name: Fred."
"Oh, no honey, it's getting away! It's a foot from the gate, you only have an hour!"

"Is anyone here actually from Lake forest? No? Let's make fun of them!"

"That means that somewhere in this world that used to make perfect sense to you, there is a factory where people sit around all day and peel real rabbits, to wrap fake ones."

"These clubs are razor sharp." *chops carrot with club*

"Did you actually go to college?"
"I went for a semester."

"Hey, college. We have the same job."

"Their inner chai-"
"Chi! It's Fakirs, and chi! I am not summoning my inner latte."

And then, before broon got on the bed of nails, Moonie started sprinkling stuff over them going on about blessing it;
"WHAT are you doing?"
"I'm Catholic."
"Yeah? I'm a druid, I'll hit you with a tree."
Normally he says he's marinating it.

And when Moonie goes to break a cinder block over Broon who's on the bed of nails (and in a french accent)
"Now, place one hand on each side of the cinder block..."
"On each side of the block..."
"And hold it."
"Why am I holding it?"
"For saftey."
"My saftey?"
"More for general saftey."
"It's safe to hold a cinder block while you break it?"
"That is so the big piece does not fall on my toe."

I love them. I should be studying for my last two finals... Actually, my friend should be here so I can help her with algebra...